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Published May 20, 2008 by sadistickitten

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from sadistic_kitten.

sweetkisses13 is stalking sadistic_kitten
sweetkisses13’s REAL name : Mervin Oster
sweetkisses13’s REAL DOB : 03rd September 1987
Height :155 cm Weight : 64.9 kg
sweetkisses13 has dreamt about you : 17 times
sweetkisses13 became interested in you : 20th March 2007
sweetkisses13’s latest dream about you
sweetkisses13 dreamt that you had got married to another person. sweetkisses13 produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how sweetkisses13 describes your relationship behind your back
’sadistic_kitten phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.’
sweetkisses13’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
sweetkisses13 has a number of sadistic_kitten’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
sweetkisses13 now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Words cannot express what you mean to me. I want us to be together forever. Do you fancy becoming siamese twins? My mother says she’ll pay for the operation. Apparently such a procedure has a 20% success rate. I’d do anything for our love, wouldn’t you?
The Police
No. calls to the police : 20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
“Police!?!? sweetkisses13’s in my backyard again stealing clothes off of our washing line. This is the 10th time in a week for fucks sake.”
sweetkisses13’s Police File
sweetkisses13 is a deeply troubled young woman.
Testimonies about sweetkisses13
chrisie_lynn_19 – An overly camp drama queen
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
sane_psycho02 – Suicidal wreck
‘To be honest I think sadistic_kitten and sweetkisses13 deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
original_kameko – Meat is dinner
‘Surprise Surprise, sweetkisses13’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’


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